Category Archives: poetry

Australia’s prettiest

there is beauty here 
a verse to a basic function
contribute to care

A few likes on the ‘patent application’ verse have obviously gone to my head.

I saw this beauty this morning on my walk to the cafe for morning tea and could not resist. Springvale’s finest.

Patent application #21,392

Public dunnies that are shared by everyone are often left in a disgraceful state. This patent offers a unique form of public health protection.

‘lectric dunny seat
shocks many upstanding gents
turns the sprinkler off

This week an older client showed me a humorous Aussie book from the sixties. It clearly affected my judgement.

Pre-tested at minimistalism.

Semi Freudian Series

Daydreaming
magic is hard work
so we leave lidl id to do it
id makes it work
...
The sleepy worker
superego asleep
id happily sighs job done
ego stretches out
...
A kind of reconciliation
who's best at mocking
says id to superego
let's all have a laugh
...
Id thinks it's funny
id says now that's humour
superego blurts out you're a dill
ego laughs alone
...
It's not funny
congrats on your jokes
superego yells 'rubbish!'
grabs whip but shouts 'more!'

~ well, sigmund, I like them ~