I bags the cockatoo

surviving oddments
eclectic set of old mugs
quarrelsome designs

Taste’s good inside, but

White cockatoos are noisy birds.  They spend most of the day foraging, tossing items around carelessly as they search for food and destroying things as they fight and play.

Ultra processed kick starter

emulsifiers
grace my coffee bargainesque
for that keto burn

I’m a fool for a bargain and this caught my eye at 75% off.  I didn’t even think about the possibility of ultra processed coffee until I looked at the ingredients list after seeing a light coloured grind upon opening.  It was bought to take away on holiday because I’m not taking my Kenwood Chef Premier along with its grinding attachment and coffee beans on the road with me on Thursday.

The taste?  I can’t say because being too lazy to grind more coffee beans this morning I used the bargain blend to top up a half full filter basket of Chef-ground coffee, and also I put cardamom seeds in my morning coffee.  A road test report on the ‘unadulterated’ taste of keto coffee may be issued in due course.

Before we were six


Refer Chapter 6 of Winnie-the-Pooh

IN WHICH EEYORE HAS A BIRTHDAY AND GETS TWO PRESENTS


like Eeyore’s balloon
crushed, put in bottom of jar
deflated, turns blue


A client told me about the abuse and suppression he suffered as a child. The idea of Piglets’ burst balloon came to me as he talked – the client being the (symbolically) crushed balloon.

If only Pooh (and not the author of the books) had been there, there may have been somewhere better for the client’s substantial energy and intelligence to go than into the creation of anxiety, depression, obesity and disruptive social behaviours.